Friday, July 24, 2015

Things will never change

I haven’t written since April.

April!

This is highly embarrassing.

“What have you been doing, Laura?” you ask.

Well, dear reader, April seems like a million years ago. But I remember that it quickly turned into the bedlam of May (consisting of but not limited to year-end recitals, concerts, plays, readers theatre performances, luncheons, picnics, and so on). I kept assuring myself, “Once I endure May and all its joyful yet stress-inducing festivities, I will get back to business and write.”

But May became June, and overnight we traded school for swim team and other sports. Homework was replaced with goggles and sunscreen. I created a spreadsheet to remind my children (oh, who am I kidding; to remind me) of their daily schedules. (Because let’s be honest, my brain is a sieve. I cannot retain the details of who has stroke refinement/tennis lessons/baseball practice when.) “As soon I nail down this summer routine,” I said, “I’ll write.”

Without further ado June changed into July. Yes, I’m still relying on my spreadsheet, and yes, it is still preserving my sanity on an hourly basis. My kids and I summarily move from one game/activity/meet to another, but it recently occurred to me that nowhere in the dang document did I mark off any time for moi. I mean, we are on the cusp of yet another new month, folks, and not once this summer have I said, “Oh, look! My trusty spreadsheet indicates that it’s time for me to grab an hour and do some head-clearing, soul-rectifying, much-needed writing.” I hang my head and sigh, “I’ll just wait until August.

But I know exactly what will shake down next: the dawn of August means that Rich, my faithful postal carrier, will confer on me hefty parcels from my children’s three schools. These parcels will contain an abundance of school supply lists, immunization forms, volunteer sign-ups, parking instructions, etc. etc., and they will demand a great deal of my time and attention. In the blink of a very tired eye, I will be sucked into the vortex of back-to-school readiness and anticipation. (How do moms who work full-time do it all?!) And August will become September.

Do you see where I’m going with this?

My friend Sarah totally gets it. We meet each other for breakfast every month or so, and she’s had the same mantra for years. “Things will never change,” she says, with remarkable calm, as we sip our coffee. “Never.”

I guess she’s right. As long as we have kids under our roof, our lives are destined to be this harried and overly abundant, aren't they? 

Assuming this is the case, I’m already thinking about my next spreadsheet. It will be for September, and it will be good. There will even be some columns and rows devoted to yours truly.

If I could only find the time to put it together.